...who is completely up your ass.
I didn't realize that my dad's house phone number had changed (I usually just contact him via cellphone) so I texted one of my aunts to see if she knew what it was. I didn't hear a response, but luckily, my dad ended up calling me back anyway, so no big deal.
I woke up this morning with
seven texts and two missed calls. Ranging from 11pm to 5am.. all by my aunt.
It went a little something like this:
"Sorry dozed off. Are you okay? Were you able to reach him? Anything I can do?"
"Please call me and let me know you're okay." (1am)
"I'm getting worried, call me!"
"Just call me in the morning and let me know that all is well."
etc. etc.
Jesus Christ, lady, all I texted was "Hey, trying to get in touch with my Dad. Do you know what the new house # is?"
I didn't realize that translated "I'm in terrible danger and I'm in need of immediate help."
It's the same aunt who texts/emails me multiple times a week with tips on pregnancy (she's never been pregnant), do's/dont's with pregnancy, and called me once at work to make sure I was telling my coworkers who smoke to wash there hands before they come near me after smoking.
She is totally up my a** with every aspect in my life and tried taking me away from my parents when I was a young child.. twice.
Neither of my parents are fond of her... actually no one in the family is too buddy-buddy with her. She's just too much in everyone's business and she wants to control and help everyone and everything.