A man called up his lawyer and asked:

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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Apr 23, 2012 @ 18:41:43

"How much How much would you charge to answer three questions?" The lawyer thinks for a moment and said: "Two thousand dollars plus tax."

"TWO THOUSAND!" cries the man. "That's a bit expensive, isn't it?"

"Yes, I suppose it is," said the lawyer, after thinking a moment longer. "What's your third question?"

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