Kid writes most epic letter ever to TV weatherman

I really hope my kid is this epic!

https://blog.sfgate.com/sfmoms/2012/03/15/kid-writes-most-epic-letter-ever-to-tv-weatherman/

Dear Mr. Ramon,

Thank you for coming to our school and teaching us about weather.

Some day when I become supreme Ultra-Lord of the universe I will not make you a slave, you will live in my 200 story castle where unicorn servants will feed you doughnuts off their horns.

I will personally make you a throne that is half platnum and half solid gold and jewel encrested.

Thank you again for teaching us about meteoroligy, you’re more awesome than a monkey wearing a tuxedo made out bacon riding a cyborg unicorn with a lightsaber for the horn on the tip of a space shuttle closing in on Mars while ingulfed in flames … And in case you didn’t know, that’s pretty dang sweet.

Sincerely, Flint.

P.S. Look on back for drawing.

Quite the imagination that kid has. Awesome.

This kid is going places, I can feel it

Supreme Ultra-Lord of the Universe, eh..? Well, he doesn't lack ambition that's for sure.


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lol...kids write the best stuff

He will go far as a speech writer for 'crat candidates.