My stomach has just said a big "f*** You" to McDonald's

yeah dont tell him about his knob shrinking

Guess I don't have to worry about that, I haven't one!!!!! Knob, that is!!! I think it drys ovaries up though!!!

I will never tell him about that part. It's a game of hide and seek with a magnifying glass after 50 and sometimes even 45.

Perla accidentally multi quoted me slapping someone so I thought it would be silly to slap her for the mistake of accidentally quoting me slapping somebody.

I've been blowing everyone around since my 20's.

Define blowing? is literally or what?...

My bad gas is like a hurricane, Baby!

Gah.

I just don't like McD's anyway. Don't like the taste.

I will say (and I think I've said it here before) that I remember being 17 or 18 and eating two double quarters with cheese like they were nothing and not even feeling it. I could barely stomach one of them now.

But fast food isn't inherently terrible for you. Sure a lot of fast food places have things that are overloaded with calories and/or are just plain not very healthful for you, but bad eating habits are much more the cause of bad diet.

Personally, I like making my own burgers anyway though.