A little koala bear wandrs into a whorehouse. He climbs the stairs, crawls through an open door and finds a naked prostitute asleep on the bed.
He quickly climbs into the bed and begins performing oral sex on the hooker.
She wakes up and decides that since it feels so good... she'll let him finish.
The koala finishes, wipes his chin, climbs off the bed and heads for the door.
The prostitute jumps up and yells, "Hey! You have to pay for that."
The koala shrugs and continues his march towards the door.
The prostitute is irate, "Hey! You have to pay for that. I'm a prostitute."
She then decides to teach this koala a lessson.
She pulls a dictionary off the shelf and shows him the definition.
PROSTITUTE (n) a person receiving payment for sexual services.
The koala shrugs, snatches the dictionary out of her hands and turns to the page of the definition for koala bear.
KOALA (n) a small bear that eats bushes and leaves.
Feb 03, 2006 @ 06:05:37
Very good. 
funny 
