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Jennifer1984 On July 20, 2022
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Penzance, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Dec 12, 2011 @ 07:23:00
Well, I guess it should be the twelfth day, actually, if you're going to sing the song, but what the heck. Putting my Santa hat on and getting ready to sing.......




On the 12th day of Christmas TFS gave to me:

12 friends PM'ing,
11 corny topics,
10 threads about God,
9 straw men,
8 personal insults
7 stalkers stalking
6 mods a-warning,
fiiiiiiive drama queeeeens!
4 game requests,
3 lousy jokes,
2 funny ones
& another year of this to look forward tooooooooooooooo...!


(I know the syllables are out on the last line, but who cares... it's Christmas...!!)


Does anybody else want to add their own "Twelve Days of Christmas" list..?



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Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
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Fort Collins, Colorado
#2New Post! Dec 15, 2011 @ 00:34:02


Wellhere's one from Jeff Foxworthy. Here goes! *ahem!*

12 pack o' bud
11 Wrestlin' tickets
10 a copenhagen
9 years probation
8 table dancers
7 packs of redman
6 cans of spam
Fiiiivvveeee flannel shirts!
4 Big mud tires
3 Shotgun shells
2 Huntin' dawgs
and some parts to a Mustang GT!
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