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Tigerstar7 On February 03, 2024




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#1New Post! Dec 05, 2011 @ 21:09:11
Mama and Papa bear began to have a lot of troubles. They drank and beat on poor baby bear. Eventually, they filed for a divorce. The comittee couldn't decide on who to give Baby bear to.
"Do you want to live with your mother or father?" asked the lawyer.
"Neither." replied Baby bear, "They both beat me up."
"Do you have any relatives who don't beat you?" asked the lawyer.
"Yes." exclaimed Baby bear, "I have several relatives in Chicago who don't beat anyone!"

someone_else On August 30, 2012
Not a dude.


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#2New Post! Dec 05, 2011 @ 21:11:48
@Tigerstar7 Said

Mama and Papa bear began to have a lot of troubles. They drank and beat on poor baby bear. Eventually, they filed for a divorce. The comittee couldn't decide on who to give Baby bear to.
"Do you want to live with your mother or father?" asked the lawyer.
"Neither." replied Baby bear, "They both beat me up."
"Do you have any relatives who don't beat you?" asked the lawyer.
"Yes." exclaimed Baby bear, "I have several relatives in Chicago who don't beat anyone!"






Better not let Spinkiegirl see this.
Tigerstar7 On February 03, 2024




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#3New Post! Dec 05, 2011 @ 21:21:33
Just in case, I'll head to my secret hideout in Austr--
I mean...Siberia.
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