I thought Cesar salad came with fish not bacon, or is that the dressing. Now I'm all confused. I can't keep it straight what animals are supposed to the in what foods and what aren't.
Anyway, Hoppy, I could totally use a story implicating an immigrant group as the bad guys or a big company that sounds like they are from a group. Kinda like this, only not Italian. (although they are an immigrant group) but to use this, I would need something else about the Italians and I don't have that. I do have a lot of stuff on Mexicans and Muslims, so I'm always looking for a better story, and by always I mean until about 4am tomorrow, because if I'm not done by then I'll cry. So if you feel like being a doll and helping a girl out, that would be awesome.
At the moment I'm going with cockroach eggs in the tacos at taco bell, around 1998. total urban legendry, but I have to get that in there some how. And you could PM it to me, if you'd rather not deal with the drama.