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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Jul 31, 2011 @ 20:13:12
Moses said to Israel, 'Pick up your shovels, mount your asses and camels, and I will lead you to the Promised Land.
When Welfare was introduced, Roosevelt said, 'Lay down your shovels, sit on your asses, and light up a Camel, this is the Promised Land.
Today, the government has stolen your shovel, taxed your asses, raised the price of Camels, and mortgaged the Promised Land to China.
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