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The husband had just finished reading a new book

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white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#1New Post! Jul 15, 2011 @ 18:26:28
Titled, 'You Can Be the Man of Your House.'

He stormed to his wife in the kitchen and announced, 'From now on, you need to know that I am the man of this house and my word is law... You will prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal, you will serve me a sumptuous dessert. After dinner, you are going to go upstairs with me and we will have the kind of sex that I want. Afterwards, you are going to draw me a bath so I can relax. You will wash my back and towel me dry and bring me my robe. Then, you will massage my feet and hands. Then tomorrow, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?'







The wife replied, 'The f***in' funeral director would be my first guess.

maximillion On December 13, 2016




, Minnesota
#2New Post! Jul 15, 2011 @ 18:31:08
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
root tedt ree





in a paradox,
#3New Post! Jul 16, 2011 @ 14:41:00
Oisin On January 27, 2012




Glasgow, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Jul 16, 2011 @ 14:58:10


everyone knows that real men don't eat dessert though.
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