John Boehner......As Told By "d***ipedia"

@Spinkiegirl Said

Did I hear you say "various kinds of peckers?" Now where I come from, some young teen boys and young adult males often call their private parts (their d***s) peckers...but i've heard of the cartoon called "Woody Wood Pecker" he was a type of bird....which in fact does exists, but I can't remember what those birds looked like! But of course, it's late and this wine is going straight to my head! You'll have to forgive me my friend!!!

@shinobinoz Said

Pileated Woodpecker- kewl birds, the size of a crow.