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Eaglebauer On July 23, 2019
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#1New Post! Apr 13, 2011 @ 08:42:00
Man is standing behind a woman in line at the grocery store and watching her as she puts her items on the coveyor belt. He sees that she puts a gallon of milk, a loaf of bread, and a dozen eggs up on the conveyor and he taps her on the shoulder.

"Excuse me," he says, "but I'll bet you're single aren't you?"

"Why, yes!" Says the woman, "that's incredible! How can you tell that just by looking at what I'm buying?" she asks, wide eyed and amazed.

"Oh I can't," he answers, "you're just butt-ugly."
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