high school report card's comments

these comments are from your own high school's teachers, you know, who are members, el tino, and our beloved monderators, all i can said to you,

since my last report, your child has hit rock bottom and started to dig.

if i was you would let my child to breed.

your child has delusions of adequacy.

your child is depriving of a village somewhere of an idiot.

your son sets low personal standards and then consistently fails to achieve them.

let us that your child's elevator has not reach the top floor, even the second floor, if you know i mean.

your daughter is not blonde, but you could said " dumb blonde jokes " about her.

the student has a " full six pack", but lacks the plastic thing to hold it all together.

is your child, the missing link ?

have ever consider trade your daughter in for a houseplant ?

is against school policy for me to write this to you about a student, but your daughter is REALLY f***ING STUPID !

meeting the two of last week at the teacher/parent conference. i see the acorn didn't fall far from the tree !

your daughter always should wear a t-shirt with bold sparkling letters spelling " CLUELESS ".

does your son get enough oxygen in his brain ?

well, your son know what 2 + 2 is ?

don't be alarm, but your daughter will be with us for l-o-n-g time .

the child has been working with glue too much.

i am not said, that your daughter is not bright, let put to you another way, if she was a refrigerator, she would have a dimmer light switch.

when your daughter's i.q. reaches 50 , she should sell.

HELLO! , KNOCK, KNOCK ! ANYBODY HOME ?

it's impossible to believe the sperm that created this child beat out 1,000,000 others.

the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead!

the term, " like get hit by a brick ", that would explain so much about your son !

your daughter is a couple of cans short of 6 pack.

your son mispelled i.q. !