The last penny

The Last Penny
A father walks into a restaurant with his young son. He gives the young boy
3 pennies to play with to keep him occupied. Suddenly, the boy starts
choking, going blue in the face. The father realizes the boy has swallowed
the pennies and starts slapping him on the back. The boy coughs up 2 of the
pennies but keeps choking. Looking at his son, the father is panicking,
shouting for help.

A well dressed, attractive and serious looking woman in a blue business suit
is sitting at the coffee bar reading a newspaper and sipping a cup of
coffee.

At the sound of the commotion, she looks up, puts her coffee cup down,
neatly folds the newspaper and places it on the counter, gets up from her
seat and makes her way, unhurried, across the restaurant.

Reaching the boy, the woman carefully drops his pants, takes hold of the
boy's testicles and starts to squeeze and twist, gently at first and then
ever so firmly. After a few seconds the boy convulses violently and coughs
up the last penny, which the woman deftly catches in her free hand.
Releasing the boy's testicles, the woman hands the penny to the father and
walks back to her seat at the coffee bar without saying a word.

As soon as he is sure that his son has suffered no ill effects, the father
rushes over to the woman and starts thanking her saying, "I've never seen
anybody do anything like that before, it was fantastic. Are you a doctor?"

"No", the woman replied. "I'm with the IRS."[