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A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him "Father, I have a problem.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Mar 10, 2011 @ 23:47:52
I have two female parrots but they only know to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

They say "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter."

"My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you." the woman responded. "This may very well be the solution."

The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison:

"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says...




"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"
cptlo20 On March 22, 2011




savannah, Georgia
#2New Post! Mar 11, 2011 @ 00:52:52
lol i like that
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#3New Post! Mar 11, 2011 @ 01:23:55
lms229 On March 11, 2011




Raleigh, North Carolina
#4New Post! Mar 11, 2011 @ 21:47:50
LOL! that's so funny! :P
Rini On January 16, 2014




, Georgia
#5New Post! Aug 28, 2012 @ 16:01:13
Sharing this on my facebook page. This is just too funny
JR_Sanford On August 02, 2017




Portland (St. Johns), Oregon
#6New Post! Aug 28, 2012 @ 17:12:33
@HiImDan Said

I have two female parrots but they only know to say one thing."

"What do they say?" the priest asked.

They say "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed.

Then he thought for a moment.

"You know," he said "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. Bring your two parrots over to my house and we'll put them in the cage with Francis and Peter."

"My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship and your parrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time."

"Thank you." the woman responded. "This may very well be the solution."

The next day she brought her female parrots to the priest's house. As he ushered her in,
she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage holding rosary beads and praying.

Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes the female parrots cried out in unison:

"Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

There was stunned silence.

One male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and says...




"Put the beads away, Frank. Our prayers have been answered!"




Wow, that was a good one Dan.

J.R.
Deal_With_It On May 24, 2022




Stevens Pass, Washington
#7New Post! Aug 28, 2012 @ 21:23:43
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