Here they are folks the ones you have been voting for.
25. Get your tongue outta my mouth 'Cause I'm kissing you goodbye.
24. Her teeth were stained, but her heart was pure.
23. How can I miss you, If you won't go away.
22. I don't know weather to kill myself. Or go bowling.
21. I just bought a car from a guy that stole my girl. But the car don't run so I figure we're even.
20. I keep forgettin' I forgot about you.
19. I liked you better before I knew you so well.
18. I stil miss you, baby, But my aim is geting better.
17. I wouldn't take her to a dog fight, cause I'm scared she'd win.
16. I'll marry you tomorrow. But let's honeymoon tonight.
15. I'm so miserable without you. It's like having you here.
14. I've got tears in my ears from lyin' on my back and cryin' over you.
13. If I can't be number one in your life. Then number two on you.
12. If I had shot you when I wanted to. I'd be out by now.
11. Mama get a hammer. ( There's a fly on Papa's head.)
10. My head hurts, my feet stink, and I don't love you.
9. My wife ran off with my best friend. And I sure do miss him.
8. Please bypass this heart.
7. She got the ring. I got the finger.
6. You done tore out my heart, and stomped that sucker flat.
5. You're the reason the kids are ugly.
4. If the phone don't ring, you'll know it's me.
3. She's actin' single. I'm drinking doubles.
2. She's looking better after every drink.
And the number 1 Country ans Western song of all time is......
1. I haven't gone to bed with any ugly women. But I've sure woke up with a few.