Man Arrested in Beer Truck Attack

I know, imagine being in Wisconsin. I shudder at the thought.

Us Wisconsites do love our beer

I should beat you.

I have no idea what I'm talking about. I've never visited. May have flown over it on my way to Detroit but that's about it.

I feel sorry for the beer.

**Goes to make a sponser a beer campaign advert**

Lol. I had figured as much already. Don't worry; I wouldn't actually beat you.

Maxi liked it here. Even the 14" of snow we got after he arrived
it's a state unlike no other

But strangely, no one ever wants to take a vacation here. What's that all about?

All the Illionois people do or you mean foreigners

I meant from further than that. Of course illinois does though. We at least have hills and trees and prettier views than cornfields.

My cousins had to go to their dad's wedding in OK after Christmas. They put on FB how flat and boring IL is No wonder they all come up here for the view.
I used to go to IL every year as a kid for Great America and Libertyville Saddle Shop and I remember it being that flat. I just didn't know it was the whole state like that