The thing about instant coffee

It's perfect for convenience. When I need to get up for caffine at 4 30 in the morning, I grab instant because I don't need to boil water. If I put it in cold water it still tastes kinda remotely like coffee.

Regular coffee filtered through cold water tastes like...Bung

I cant get the hang of cold coffee, they love the stuff on the continent.

Costa sell cold coffee!

I've been picketing their group on Facebook about it.

Cold coffee is just not on!

The only reason I drink cold is because my parents would wake up if I boiled water.

thats where some laser beam eyes would come in really handy.

My lasers were severed in a horrible incident involving some beards.

the beard cannibal incident of 1997?

I don't want to talk about it.