About half way there the girl looks over at the guy and says honey I have to tell you something my breasts are flat as pancakes do you still want to marry me The guy says sure that won't interfere with our marriage. About a hour later the guy looks over to the girl and says I have to tell you something I am hung like a baby do you still want to marry me? The girl says sure that wont interfere with our marriage. They get to Vegas and get married when the get to thier honeymoon suite she starts to take off her clothes and sure enough her breast were flat as pancakes. When he took off his clothes she looked down at he and she passes out onto the floor.
He's down there trying to revive her and when he did, he asked her why she passed out when she seen him. She said you lied you said you was hung like a baby. The guy said I didnt lie to you I am hung like a baby I am 7 lbs.and 20 inches
Dec 18, 2010 @ 21:37:49
