Snotty Beak

I have a cold.

I am full of sniffles.

I sniff and sniff ... but dew drops still fall at the most inappropriate times.

in some countries they wipe thier noses with some extra virgin olive oil on a tissue, apparently it stops it getting sore, i hope you feel better soon x

Don't let them drop on your keyboard or in your beer

snot in you beer is way way worse than tears in beers.

I hope you feel better soon.

Thank you all :sore nose smilie:

There is no such thing as a 'soft' tissue!

For no other reason than to bump this to the top of the list.

Skunk musk is good for unclogging your sinuses.

Is it available from the chemist?

It might be, but it's usually something you have to special order. I'll check on google.

They sell something called 'Skunk Shot Gel' on eBay. It's sort of like synthetic skunk musk. I dunno if it'd be available in the UK, though.

Chicken noodle soup. With lots of onion and garlic. Make a big pot. Eat it for two days. It will help.

Being sick sucks. You have my sympathy.