Your mommas so stupid

Yo Mammas so ugly she looks like YOU!

Hahaha good s*** man, good jokes it was fun but its 4:00am here so im going to sleep I sent a friend request hope u approve that..nite

Yo momma's so stupid when she asked me what letter comes after x and I said y, she said, "cuz I wanna know."

Yo momma's so fat her high school picture was an aerial shot.

Yo momma's so fat she uses a bungee cord for a belt.

Yo momma's so ugly Ru Paul uses her as her "ugly friend that makes it look good".

[Seriously, what is Ru Paul? Michael Jackson wasn't even this confused about himself.]

Your mommas so fat, her a** has it's own time zone.

J.R.

Your momma's so fat, Helicopters can land on her.

Your Momma's so fat, when people walk around her they get lost.