Miley Cyrus's Parents File For Divorce

i'm glad my mom divorced my worthless sperm donor. I would have had a rotten life if she had not.

Yeah me too, but the forum Gods will smite us if we don't contribute to threads.

I am also glad my parents divorced. I knew my mum was cheating on my dad.

Plus I get two birthdays, two Christmases and my dad has become five times more of a dad than he ever was for the first ten years of my life.

I wonder which one will get custody of the mullet?

God Billy Ray Cyrus looks like a d***head.

One funny thing about this... Billy Ray's got a tatoo wedding ring with Tish's name on it. How does that work out now?

Lazer removal probably.

Now that everyone has settled down.

I am sorry it hurts you to know that Miley's parents are divorcing.

But look at it this way, maybe all will be happier for it rather than the parents staying together just for the children.