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TheMuse On February 15, 2016




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#1New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 20:58:41
What would you give him???

I don't give him anything.... You take away his candy and give it away to kids who are too lazy to trick-or-treat for themselves. Then you call him a bigot and a potential terrorist if he's not grateful.
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#2New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 21:02:03
A can of grape Crush...

...What?! I've got too many and it looks like he hasn't enjoyed a cold soda for a while.
jmo On April 29, 2021
Beruset af Julebryg





Yorkshire, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 21:26:18
A high-five.

He looks like a high-five kind of guy.
sAeGeSpAeNe On October 05, 2021
Part-time Nidologist





The other Bristol..., Connecti
#4New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 21:43:14
His own set of cards!


white_swan53 On October 07, 2020




n/a, New Mexico
#5New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 22:11:31
It's My Choice of Trick or Treat ' . I would trick him into thinking that the lumps of coal I drop into his bag is really his most favorite and special kind candy just the stuff he was hoping for . I could trick him to thinking he was getting lots and lots of the good stuff in his bag , because his candy has been taken and gave away to some kids .
LuckyCharms On July 31, 2021
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#6New Post! Oct 26, 2010 @ 22:21:06
Knock him on the head like Gibbs does to Dinozo on NCIS and ask him why the hell he is continuing so many Bush policies when he ran against them.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#7New Post! Nov 10, 2010 @ 14:17:54
@TheMuse Said

What would you give him???

I don't give him anything.... You take away his candy and give it away to kids who are too lazy to trick-or-treat for themselves. Then you call him a bigot and a potential terrorist if he's not grateful.


You're f***ing dreaming.. Like Obama is ever gonna trick or treat in your trailer park.
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#8New Post! Nov 10, 2010 @ 23:51:41
oh...
Poor little muse didn't like my comment about her nasty old trailer park, and gave me a negative kudo..

So much for conservatives not being whiners I guess. Seems that they're the biggest whiners of all.

And go ahead, give me another one, I've got more than 3300 in the bank.
8FlOz On August 24, 2012
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Fairbanks, Alaska
#9New Post! Nov 10, 2010 @ 23:53:57
Bucket of KFC, some grape soda and carmex

oh how i love stereotypes
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#10New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 14:19:15
I'm stunned that the muse hasn't come back yet with another 'witty' retort..

perhaps it's because it's TFS+, and she knows that I can actually call her a f***ing idiot for posting yet another tired old retread of an email that has been forwarded around the world three times before her sorry a** got it..

Or perhaps she's afraid that she'll lose in a no holds barred debate where she can't cry to the mods, and whine about how unfair everything is here..

Or perhaps she's realized that everyone here thinks that she's a joke, and she's sulking.

Guess we'll never know. Considering all the hoopla, she certainly seems to have gotten quiet now that she's (probably) accidentally posted this in the rough section of TFS.
TheMuse On February 15, 2016




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#11New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 14:35:06
@8FlOz Said

Bucket of KFC, some grape soda and carmex

oh how i love stereotypes



don't forget the watermelon...you can't stereotype without it
boxerdc On December 18, 2012

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#12New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 14:45:24
You can't stereotype with it.. And it's been done three thousand times before your post, just like everything else that you come up with.

Don't you remember the signs with watermelons growing on the white house lawn when he won the election?

Or maybe you didn't see them because you were behind them in the toothless redneck crowd who was carrying them. If so, I'm sorry that you don't even rate a good spot at a rally with your own kind.
jmo On April 29, 2021
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Yorkshire, United Kingdom
#13New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 15:39:44
Seriously why is there a Stereotype overseas with blacks liking Chicken and Watermelon? I mean it's the s***test form of racism ever. I just get this image of the KKK sitting there saying 'God I hate those black people with their chicken! I can't believe they like chicken and Watermelon' as if it's something wrong with them.

I think there is something wrong with you if you don't like chicken and watermelon. They are delicious.
GiantSpiderGoat On February 14, 2015
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In Your Mind's Eye, Antarctica
#14New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 15:45:33
I'd give him a pat on the back and say "You can't please everyone" and then give him some Jim Beam and tell him "but at least Jim Beam can please you".
someone_else On August 30, 2012
Not a dude.


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#15New Post! Nov 11, 2010 @ 16:10:17
@jmo Said

Seriously why is there a Stereotype overseas with blacks liking Chicken and Watermelon? I mean it's the s***test form of racism ever. I just get this image of the KKK sitting there saying 'God I hate those black people with their chicken! I can't believe they like chicken and Watermelon' as if it's something wrong with them.

I think there is something wrong with you if you don't like chicken and watermelon. They are delicious.



I've always wondered about that too...so far, here's the best 'fried chicken' reason:

Quote:
Since most slaves were unable to raise expensive meats, but generally allowed to keep chickens, frying chicken on special occasions spread through the African American communities of the South. It endured the fall of slavery and gradually passed into common use as a general Southern dish.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fried_chicken

And for the watermelon (and maybe chicken):

Quote:
Chicken & Watermelon Themes
Analysis of a large collection of artifacts with racist African American imagery reveals several common themes. One is the linking of Black people in a negative way to chicken and watermelon. The origins of these stereotypes are unclear. They may have begun as Southern stereotypes and then evolved into Black stereotypes. It's also possible that these evolved out of American slavery. Numerous primary sources chronicle Black resistance to slavery through "silent sabotage," or, day-to-day acts of resistance. Stealing from the master was one example. It seems logical that, given that food would be among the most desirable of items a slave would pilfer, and chickens and watermelons would have been commonly available.


Oops, forgot the link.
https://www.authentichistory.com/diversity/african/chickenwatermelon/index.html
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