Little Johnny used to love to suck his thumb.

But his mother worried about the cost of dental braces to straighten his teeth out. It also embarrassed her when they were in public.
So when his Mom saw Johnny sucking his thumb in the supermarket, she told him:
- If you don't stop sucking your thumb, you're going to blow up like a balloon! -

This made Johnny angry and frustrated, so he turned and began to run away. He rounded the end of the aisle, and bumped into a woman that was over 8 months pregnant.

Little Johnny's eyes widened. He pointed at her and exclaimed:
- WhooooWHEEEEE!! I know what YOU'VE been doing!

It has to have more cowbell baby

When it comes to Dan's jokes,cowbell is a necessity.

kinda but some jokes dont need the cowbell they are the cowbell

Leave my leprechauns alone!

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If you're not careful I'll get you. And your little dog too!

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Oh, my gooseBruce looks...ancient!