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Once upon a time, a perfect man and a perfect woman met.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:29:37
After a perfect courtship, they had a perfect wedding. Their life together was, of course, perfect.

One snowy, stormy Christmas Eve, this perfect couple was driving their perfect car along a winding road, when they noticed someone at the side of the road in distress. Being the perfect couple, they stopped to help.

There stood Santa Claus with a huge bundle of toys. Not wanting to disappoint any children on the eve of Christmas, the perfect couple loaded Santa and his toys into their vehicle. Soon they were driving along delivering the toys.

Unfortunately, the driving conditions deteriorated, the perfect couple and Santa Claus had an accident.

Only one of them survived the accident.

Question: Who was the survivor?









Answer:

The perfect woman survived. She's the only one who really existed in the first place. Everyone knows there is no Santa Claus and there is no such thing as a perfect man.

**** Women stop reading here, that is the end of the joke.
**** Men keep scrolling.









So, if there is no perfect man and no Santa Claus, the woman must have been driving. This explains why there was a car accident.



By the way, if you're a woman and you're still reading, this illustrates another point: Women never listen!
Grasshopper On January 11, 2023
Just me.





Fort Collins, Colorado
#2New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:31:21
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#3New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:33:13
Delta62 On February 03, 2023
Natural asshole





manchester, United Kingdom
#4New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:34:25
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#5New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:36:14
@GSnap Said




Delta62 On February 03, 2023
Natural asshole





manchester, United Kingdom
#6New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:37:00
I have proof that women are bad drivers, my mum had an accident when she was reversing at about 4 miles an hour
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#7New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:41:58
@HiImDan Said




hey that's a new one. I might steal it.
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#8New Post! Oct 01, 2010 @ 23:49:20
@GSnap Said

hey that's a new one. I might steal it.




jakeleduc27 On February 21, 2015




, Canada
#9New Post! Feb 21, 2015 @ 02:19:35
HE HE HAH HA AHHH! I love this!
twilitezone911 On March 25, 2019




Saint Louis, Missouri
#10New Post! Feb 21, 2015 @ 02:45:32
i know why they had accident, where was rudolph? santa doesn't have driver license. why this couple did ask rudolph to drive? i am sorry rudolph is in the union, he can't drive non- sledge vehicle. you didn't know that fact. shh! if santa survived, and the couple didn't survive. who is going to believe santa? santa is probably need a jewish lawyer? who is that jewish lawyer that defend oj? the perfect man become the perfect husband, he should marry himself. no woman couldn't for him. my god, i am perfect man, and i could marry myself to be the perfect husband. sorry, ladies! you know that santa got hit by a comet, that's fact!
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