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A man hears a knock at his front door while he was watching tv one day.

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HiImDan

Cleveland, the boil on the but

Sep 05, 2010 @ 15:53:14

So he gets up to check the door only to find a snail laying on the porch. The man then yells out,"SNAIL!!!!..SNAIL!..SN..SN....SNAIL!!!..." And then kicks it off the porch and across the street.

Two years go by and the man gets another knock at the front door. When he opens the door he saw the snail and the snail said," WHAT ON EARTH WAS ALL THAT ABOUT!

MagicBus

Boondocks USA,

Sep 05, 2010 @ 15:55:21

how did the snail knock on the door ?

sAeGeSpAeNe

Part-time Nidologist

The other Bristol..., Connecti

Sep 05, 2010 @ 18:04:31

@MagicBus Said

how did the snail knock on the door ?

Two longs, three shorts.

MagicBus

Boondocks USA,

Sep 06, 2010 @ 02:29:28

@sAeGeSpAeNe Said

Two longs, three shorts.

ahhhh it was one of those secret code knocks

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