I think the dolphins are trying to contact me

...but whomever has them hooked up to the internet still hasn't found a way to translate what they're saying into proper English yet.

I get a lot of e-mails with subjects like "over Pepsi Argentina forgotten toilet"

And then there's that poor ol' chap without arms who has been desperately trying to write with his nose with subject lines like:

"F tdoudhdh ods s"

Makes you REALLY start to wonder what's out there and using the net.

It's a government conspiracy to control people by keeping them frightened.

I think I read in some science forum awhile back that esoteric emails were part of some psychological experimentation.

I sometimes feel like I can't take a crap and have a w**k without it being analysed.

at the same time?

Only by funded request.

Make yourself an aluminum foil cap,it should keep those away!

I find cigarettes and alcohol to be more helpful.

Alright make a cap of them instead!

someone is messing with my Delta waves too

Ich weisse du hast ein aluminum foil hut wieder schoen!

my room is covered in the stuff.... dont ask

I got my anti-Ron-Howard-mind-control-tin-foil-cap

Status quo.

Then you wil be safe from all kinds of radiation such as Alien killer rays,Obama big government rays,Dolphonic communications etc..
You are protected Trans Bunny!