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Top 10 Reasons Men Prefer Rifles Over Women

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Jul 26, 2010 @ 01:39:54
10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

9. You can keep one Rifle at home and have another for when you're on the road.

8. If you admire a friend's Rifle and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times..

7. Your primary Rifle doesn't mind if you keep another Rifle for a backup.

6. Your Rifle will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

5. A Rifle doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

4. Rifles function normally every day of the month.

3. A Rifle doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

2. A Rifle doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it


And the number one reason a Rifle is favored over a woman:

1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A RIFLE
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