The auditor is doing all the checks and then turns to the rabbi and says, "I noticed that you buy a lot of candles."
"Yes" answered the rabbi.
"Well, Rabbi, what do you do with the candle wax drippings?" he asked.
"A good question" answered the Rabbi, "We actually save them up and when we have enough, we send them back to the candle maker and every now and then, they send us a free box of candles."
"Oh" replied the auditor, "Rabbi, what about all these Matzo purchases? What do you do with the crumbs from the Matzos?"
"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi, "We actually save all the crumnbs from the Matzos and when we have enough, we send them back in a box to the manufacturer. Every now and then, they send us a box of Matzo Balls."
"Oh" said the auditor, thinking hard how to fluster the Rabbi. "Well Rabbi" he went on, "What do you do with all the foreskins from the circumcisions?".
"Yes, here too we do not waste," replied the rabbi. "What we do is we save up all the foreskins and when we have enough, we send them to the Tax Office."
"The Tax Office?" questioned the auditor in disbelief.
"Ah yes" replied the Rabbi. "The Tax Office, and about once a year, they send us a little pr*ck like you."
Jun 30, 2010 @ 23:16:53
