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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! May 16, 2010 @ 23:14:12
Arnold Palmer is driving down a country road in his brand new Cadillac, when he runs out of gas.

He spots a farmer working in his field, and walks out see if he can get some help.

After explaining the situation to the farmer, the farmer says that he has a full gas can in the back of his pick up, and he will bring it right over.

Upon arriving at the stranded car, the farmer looks the car over and says, that shore iz a purdy car.

And Mr. Palmer says, yes it is. And it has everything on it.
Power door locks, power windows, power convertible roof, Am/Fm radio, steel belted tires, heated leather seats, you name it, it has everything.
After the farmer pours the gas into the tank, Mr. Palmer asks how much do I ow you?

The farmer just says, don't you worry about it.

Mr. Palmer says, no, let me write you a check, and he reaches over , opens the glove box to get his checkbook, and a handful of golf tees fall out.

The farmer asks, whutz them thar things?

Mr. Palmer responds, well, those are tees.

The farmer asks, whutz them fer?

And Mr Palmer says, well I set my balls on the when I drive.

At this the farmer slaps his knee and says, well I'll be gummed, this car DOE'S come with everything don't it?
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#2New Post! May 16, 2010 @ 23:22:05
You remind me of a hoagie sandwich - you're hot and on a roll....bada bing bada boom!
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#3New Post! May 16, 2010 @ 23:24:11
ooh, baybay
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