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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! May 13, 2010 @ 20:05:41
It was a warm, sunny Sunday, so a man and his wife decided to take in the zoo. They spent the day, and at closing time they walked past the gorilla cage, and the man noticed the gorilla looking at his wife.

"That gorilla is getting excited just looking at your boobs," he said. "Why don't you take your blouse off and we'll see what he does?"

At first she declined. But finally persuaded by her husband, she took off her blouse and bra.

The gorilla went nuts. He started grunting and jumping up and down.

"Hey," the husband said, "let's really blow his mind. Take off all your clothes and we'll see what he does."

Again she said no and again he persuaded her.

This time the ape really went bananas! He climbed up and down the bars, did flips, ran around in circles and tossed his food all over the cage.

The husband went over to the cage, opened the door and pushed his wife in. "Now," said the husband with an evil smile, "tell HIM you have a headache!"
smilelove On September 01, 2013
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Somewhere, Ohio
#2New Post! May 13, 2010 @ 20:29:24
sTreetAngeL On January 24, 2022
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in a paradox,
#3New Post! May 14, 2010 @ 00:24:45
lil_bear01 On February 18, 2011

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In my igloo, Canada
#4New Post! May 14, 2010 @ 00:29:09
That sounds like my ex-psycho hubby.
GSnap On March 02, 2019




Over the Rainbow,
#5New Post! May 14, 2010 @ 00:34:23
Dan you're psycho!

But I look forward to your joke threads, so I guess I am also a bit cuckoo. [smile]https://i.tfster.com/tfs/images/smilies/sconf.gif"> [smile]https://i.tfster.com/tfs/images/smilies/harhar.gif">
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