North/South Divide

oooo, that's a good idea! I could be the first black, female prime minister! Take that, Thatcher!!!!

Yes!! Good one hedkandi. As soon as you've finished studying, get up there. I expect you on the hustings ASAP.

I just need a lesson on how to give "politician's answers". you know, how to answer a question without really answering a question!

Well, Id vote for ya! Youd be classier than me. Id sound weird on an interview with Paxman. "Good evening Prime Minister"..."Awrite babe!"

From what I've observed over the last 30-odd years, you can say anything at all as long as you include some of the words that the question had in it.



Perfect! Do it!

I wouldn't be much better. I'd be like : "wassssuuuuppp?"

Finally, the code has been cracked!!!

This is user-friendly-politico-speak.




We've got there!!!

We should write "Politics for dummies" or something hehe

I think most politicians over half a century have done that. We just need to collate it.

ugh, sounds like effort

Hansard must be on microfilm by this time. Everything else you get a researcher to do. Promise them a job.

Yeah. Wed wanna run the country, not get bogged down with paperwork.

I could pay them in coffee. That's it

That's what you get family members to do, just like the present shower.