Right across my table sat two old folks, one burger on the table. While I was eating, the guy cut the burger in half and started eating while his wife stared patiently. I felt so bad that I just could not resist but approached the table and offered to buy his wife a burger.
The old man said "thank you, but we can manage!"and continued eating the rest of the burger. Later on the guy drank half of the soda, and pushed it across to his wife. So I went back again and insisted to buy them another burger.
The old man replied " thank you but we've been sharing since we got married". "But Sir, your wife has not eaten anything yet?".
The old man replied "but of course, she's waiting for this" and he pulled his false teeth out and handed it to his wife!
May 08, 2010 @ 19:30:48
I'm scarred for life now
Cheers for that babe, just put me off my tea!
