Crimes committed against you and crimes you've commited against others

I've been stabbed, and had my apartment broken into.. Those would be the two big deal crimes..

Biggest I've done was being caught dealing drugs, that cost me 30 months of my life.
Smallest I've done was spending the weekend in jail for engaging in a peaceful protest that turned a little "ugly"

Oh, I've drove a car with no insurance and when drunk(only moved about a yard)