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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Apr 23, 2010 @ 04:40:47
The woman behind the counter asked him for his driver's license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "I will have to go home and come back later." The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt." So he opens his shirt revealing curly silver hair. She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me" and she processed his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the social security office. She says, "You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten disability too."
JuanSmith On September 11, 2020
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Near Eucalyptus Trees, Califor
#2New Post! Apr 23, 2010 @ 06:46:59
oww below the belt
Ko On January 25, 2011
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949 Orange County, California
#3New Post! Apr 23, 2010 @ 06:54:59

I will keep that in mind once I get old
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