Sister Mary Katherine lived in a convent, just two blocks from Jack's liquor store. One day in walks Sister Mary Katherine and she said, "Oh Jack give me a pint O' the brandy." "Sister Mary Katherine," exclaimed Jack, "I could never do that. In all my life I've never sold alcohol to a nun."
"Oh Jack," she responded, "tis not for me, tis only for the mother superior." She lowered her voice and whispered, "It helps her constipation you know."
So Jack sold her the brandy. Later that night Jack closed the store and walked home. As he passed the convent who should he see but Sister Mary Katherine; and she was snookered. She was singing and dancing, whirling around and flapping her arms just like a bird, right there on the sidewalk. A crowd was gathering, so Jack pushed his way through and exclaimed, "Sister Mary Katherine! For Shame! You told me this was for mother superiors constipation!"
Sister Mary Katherine didn't miss a beat as she replied: "And so it tis me lad, and so it tis. When she sees me she is going to sh*t!!"
Apr 15, 2010 @ 21:52:06
