Divorce required.

A Polish man moved to Aberdeen and married a local girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyers office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him.

The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:

Have you any grounds?
-Yes, an acre and half and a nice little home.

No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
-It made of concrete.

I don`t think you understand. Do either of you have a real grudge?
-No, we have carport, and not need one.

I mean, What are your relations like?
-All my relations still in Poland.

Is there any infidelity in your marraige?
-we have hi-fidelity stereo and a good DVD player.

Does your wife beat you up?
=No, I am always up before her.

Is your wife a nagger?
-No, she white.

Why do you want this divorce?
-she going to kill me.

What makes you think that?
-I got proof.

What kind of proof?
-She going to poison me. she buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom. I can read, and it say:

`POLISH REMOVER`.