Apparently I still don't know how to "screw"-

@Demented Said

Well he layed it out and gave you six long screws,Jazz,what more do you expect from the man Sheeesh give him a break

And your son helped???is there a word for families like that???

I once read the saga of you putting a computer chair together,and had wierd pictures of the event running riot in my mind.
Now there's You ,Hubby and your son screwing in the bedroom,with this new bed,seriously Jazz the mind bogles .
We not long ago we bought ourselves a new Pooter chair,I put it together and MY Darling looks in the bottom of the box,"What's this piece of paper here??",I said the instructions,"you didn't read them???"no ,I said but does it look like it's been built different to what it shows there??,"No she say's.Being the kind and gentle person I am she lloked hurt when I told her to shut up and try it.

I would love to come to your place and sit and watch the events if you ever buy something else that needs to be assembled.I WILL bring a Video Camera with me,it's got to get that many laughs on TV,I'll win an award

@Demented Said

I often get into trouble because I don't read instructions,but once I've got thing done,I still get asked why I didn't read them .

I put together our Sound system without reading instructions,My Darling asked me why??I told her theirs some nice pictures she can colour in on them if she wants to I got Frowned at that day

@ReadsALOT Said

No way but I can be entertaining.

@ReadsALOT Said

I hate directions. Another thing Eddie kept saying. "These directions are pitiful." He proceeded to throw them away.