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A mountain man walks into a trading post after 3 months in the wilderness.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Feb 22, 2010 @ 21:23:05
He asks the owner if he has any women to take care of his needs.
The owner says ?Nope, but we do have old Zeke out back.?
The mountain man says ?No way, I ain?t into that stuff.?, so he goes back into the hills.

3 months later the mountain man returns and again asks the owner if he?s got any women available.
The owner says ?Not yet, but I?ve still got old Zeke if you have to.?
The mountain man says ?I told you, I ain?t into that stuff? and goes back into the hills.

After another 6 months passes the mountain man returns and says to the owner, ?I bet you got women by now.?
But the owner says, ?Nope, but I?ve still got old Zeke.?
The mountain man thinks for a minute, and asks ?If I go ahead and do it with old Zeke, I?d hate for you to tell anybody. So how many people would know about it??

The owner says, ?Well, let?s see. There?s you, me, old Zeke of course, and the two other guys.?
?What two other guys?? asks the mountain man.
?The two guys holding down old Zeke, he ain?t into that stuff either.?
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