The little boy came home from school one day and found his mom in the kitchen washing the dishes. "Mom? I've got a question. The guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, dear?"
"Pussy and b****."
Mom inhaled sharply, but then said, "Oh, that's easy. A pussy is a cat, like our little Chico. A b**** is a female dog, like our Sandy."
"Thanks, Mom..."
He then found his Dad out in the garage. "Dad, the guys at school are using words I don't understand."
"What words, son?"
"Pussy and b****. I asked Mom, but I don't think she told me the right meanings."
Dad said, "Son, never ask your mother about these things, ask me instead. Let me explain it like this."
He pulled a Playboy from his workbench, turned to the centerfold, drew a circle around the pubic area and said, "Son, everything inside the circle is pussy."
"Okay, Dad. Then what's a b****?"
Dad replied, "Everything outside the circle."
Feb 21, 2010 @ 03:20:34
You should know my sense of humor by now.
