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a man walked out the door one morning and noticed a grizzly bear on his roof.

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




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#1New Post! Feb 04, 2010 @ 15:36:43
so he looked in the yellow pages and sure enough, there was a listing for "bear removal" he called the number and was told someone would arrive in 30 minutes. the bear mover showed up an hour later and got out of the van, then grabbed a ladder, a baseball bat, a shotgun and a mean old pitbull. what are you going to do? the bewilderd homeowner asked. im going to climb this ladder,the bear remover explained, and then knock your visiter off the roof with this here baseball bat. when it hits the ground, my pitbull is trained to grab the bear's crotch and not let go. the critter will then be subdued enough for me to put it in the cage in the back of the van. before climbing the ladder, the bear remover handed the shotgun to the homeowner, who nervously asked, whats this for? the bear remover muttered, if i get knocked off the roof SHOOT THE DOG!!!!
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