Computer Tech Support

A very excited and frustrated caller to the Dell Computer Tech Support
couldn't get her new Dell Computer to turn on.After ensuring the computer was plugged in,the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button.Her response,
"I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens."

The foot pedal turned out to be the mouse.

Another customer called Compaq Tech Support to say her brand new
computer wouldn't work.She said she unpacked the unit,plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen.
When asked what happened when she pushed the Power Switch,
she asked..."What Power Switch?"


A woman called the Canon help desk with a problem with her printer.
The tech asked her if she was running it under "Windows"
The woman responded,"No,my3desk is next to the door.But that is a good point.The man sitting in the cubicle next to me is under a window and his printer is working just fine."