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waldo On August 02, 2016
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lancaster, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Jan 22, 2010 @ 14:56:15
AN Irishman sitting in a New York bar, looks at his watch several times in the space to a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and asks, "Is your date running late?"
No he replies"i have this state of the art watch.I was just testing it."
The woman say "a state of the art watch? whats so special about it.
The Irishman explains "it uses alpha waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says "Whats it telling you now."
"well it's telling me your not wearing any panties."
The woman giggles and replies, well it must be broken because i am wearing panties!"
The Irishman smiles, taps his watch and says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast. Can i buy you a drink.
iwannano On May 19, 2010
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#2New Post! Jan 22, 2010 @ 15:10:44
Dabby On October 26, 2016




liverpool, United Kingdom
#3New Post! Jan 22, 2010 @ 17:15:25
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Charles On November 16, 2010




, Christmas Island
#4New Post! Jan 22, 2010 @ 20:06:18
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sister_of_mercy On March 11, 2015




London, United Kingdom
#5New Post! Jan 22, 2010 @ 20:14:50
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