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Marcussextus On November 25, 2014




Adelaide, Australia
#1New Post! Jan 18, 2010 @ 00:59:49
A teacher was arrested at John F. Kennedy International Airport as he attempted to board a flight while in possession of a ruler, a protractor, a compass, a slide-rule , and a calculator.

At a morning press conference, the Attorney General said he believes the man is a member of the notorious Al-Gebra movement. He did not identify the man, who has been charged by the FBI with carrying weapons of math instruction.

"Al-Gebra is a problem for us," the Attorney General said. "They derive solutions by means and extremes, and sometimes go off on tangents in search of absolute values." They use secret code names like 'X' and 'Y' and refer to themselves as "unknowns", but we have determined that they belong to a common denominator of the axis of medieval with coordinates in every country. As the Greek philanderer Isosceles used to say, 'There are 3 sides to every triangle'.

When asked to comment on the arrest, President Obama said, "If God had wanted us to have better weapons of math instructions, he would have given us more fingers and toes." White House aides told reporters they could not recall a more intelligent or profound statement by the President. It is believed that the Nobel Prize for Physics will follow!


buffalobill90 On July 12, 2013
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Viaticum, United Kingdom
#2New Post! Jan 18, 2010 @ 01:02:47
Brilliant, although I can tell you've replaced 'Bush' with 'Obama'.
Marcussextus On November 25, 2014




Adelaide, Australia
#3New Post! Jan 18, 2010 @ 01:25:24
@buffalobill90 Said

Brilliant, although I can tell you've replaced 'Bush' with 'Obama'.



Nah, not me, I posted it as I received it, but I can see what you mean, lol, and I did wonder..
I thought the "Nobel Prize" ending was rather cutting, and APT!
cmh0114 On January 14, 2014




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#4New Post! Jan 18, 2010 @ 01:34:45
lol, this joke has been going around for a long time, and I still think it's funny. :D
Olivia_Kelly On March 04, 2011




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#5New Post! Jan 18, 2010 @ 03:07:13
sending to my friends and family.
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