write a LIMERICK about the person above you (keep it nice, though)

There was a young girl called inspired
Who loved to get totally wired
She talked to herself
And held up a shelf
As her boyfriend snored and cri-ed

Sorry lol that's a bit s***

There once was a young girl named Kate
who demanded a punctual date
when the bloke showed up slow
she said 'I won't go,
I'm sorry but you're just too late'

Serenity, global inspired
a goddess so deeply desired
with wavy brown hair
compels me to stare
just how were those bright eyes aquired?

flo's fingers are certainly sore
her hubby is humping a whore
her fingers can bring
her rub to his ring
and thats just as explosive for sure.

I'm looking for a woman
more angel than a human
and yet I know
I know, I know
I'll just be a blue man

There once was a man called Whiteoak
who seemed a likeable bloke
So I gave a (wave) and asked are you Dave?
Cause you look like someone I know.

There once was a lad named tardcore
With tons of cold beer to pour
He said whilst drunk
I think my brain sunk
Oh Tardy you silly... Pour

There was a young maid named smallbutterflies
who had a magnificent ass;
Not rounded and pink,
as you probably think---
It had grey hair, long ears, and ate grass.