Top Ten List (New!)

Top Ten Headlines During a George W. Bush Presidency


10. "President Streaks Supreme Court"

9. "President Fails In Shoe-Tying Bid"

8. "President To Nation: 'Do These Non-Prescription Eyeglasses Make Me Look Smarter?'"

7. "Bush To Hussein: 'I'm Telling My Daddy On You'"

6. "President Cancels Meeting With Pope After Discovering He's Catholic"

5. "Bush Remembers Setting Nuclear Football Down At The Mall, Doesn't Know What Happened To It"

4. "America Under Siege: Day 16 of President's Head Stuck In Banister"

3. "Even Dumber George Bush III Preparing For 2012 Election"

2. "President Completes 3 Month 'Goodwill Tour' Of Amsterdam"

1. "President Trades America For 'Magic Dog'"

I nearly fell off my chair laughung, anyone who slags off Bush is great in my books