An old lady was sitting in the rain, on a park bench smoking a cigarette.

She reached into her purse and pulled out a condom, and then she cut the end off of it, and then she wrapped it around her cigarette. Her lady friend came by and asked her what she had a condom on her cigarette for. She responded by saying, I don't want to get my cigarette wet. The old lady then say's, well, do you have an extra one so I can keep my cigarette dry too. Sure, the old lady said, so she cut the end off of it and gave it to her. Later that day the old lady went to the Pharmacy and asked for a box of condoms. The pharmacist say's, well mam, we have several. what would you like, we have lubracated ones, powered ones, Black and white ones, and small, medium and Large. The old lady looks at him and say's, i don't care just as long as it will fit over a Camel.