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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 00:17:16
The newlyweds are in their honeymoon room and the groom decides to let the bride know where she stands right from the start of the marriage.

He proceeds to take off his trousers and throw them at her. He says, "Put those on."

The bride replies, "I can't wear your trousers."

He replies, "And don't forget that! I will always wear the pants in the family!"

The bride takes off her knickers and throws them at him with the same request, "Try those on!"

He replies,"I can't get into your knickers!"

"And you never bloody will if you don't change your attitude."
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#2New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 00:18:01
psycoskunk On December 24, 2020
Funky-Footed Skunk





A fort made of stinky socks, C
#3New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 00:22:20
Poor Tino.

OHHHHHHHHH!!!! ZING!!!!

Just kidding. Please don't hurt me, Tino.
abzenze On March 21, 2011




unknown, Australia
#4New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 00:22:42
love it
fuzzy_hand_cuffs On December 30, 2009
I WORK OUT





Clarksville, Tennessee
#5New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 01:31:16
hilarious
StrLight On November 15, 2009




Oklahoma City,
#6New Post! Nov 11, 2009 @ 01:34:19
Haha!
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