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A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver (risque)

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HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#1New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:05:52
A retired man went into the Job Center in Downtown Denver, and saw a card advertising for a Gynecologist's Assistant. Interested, he went in and asked the clerk for details.

The clerk pulled up the file and read; "The job entails getting the ladies ready for the gynecologist. You have to help the women out of their underwear, lay them down and carefully wash their private regions, then apply shaving foam and gently shave off the hair, then rub in soothing oils so they're ready for the gynecologist's examination." "The annual salary is $65,000, and you'll have to go to Billings, MT, that's about 550 miles from here."

"Good grief, is that where the job is?"

"No sir -- that's where the end of the line is right now.
DuLu On January 11, 2017
CHOOSE HAPPINESS!!!





Waverly, Washington
#2New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:40:58
Totally funny. And definitely not what was expected!
plebian_angel On April 25, 2012
Intergalactic hussy





a great future,
#3New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:45:19
I agree.unexpected ending

and where is they gyno? i wanna go there
Olivia_Kelly On March 04, 2011




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#4New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:48:15
Not only beautiful women go to the gyno...some probably have some gnarly STDs
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#5New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:50:11
@olivia_kelly Said

Not only beautiful women go to the gyno...some probably have some gnarly STDs



Fuddy duddy
Olivia_Kelly On March 04, 2011




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#6New Post! Oct 12, 2009 @ 00:51:38
@HiImDan Said

Fuddy duddy



Ha!!!
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