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rondetto On March 26, 2024




Wrexham, United Kingdom
#1New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:10:06
A handful of 7 year old children were asked ' what they thought of beer.' Some interesting responses, but the last one is especially touching. 7 year old Tim- ' I think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the prettier my mom gets.'

7 year old Melanie - ' Beer makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on television when he is asleep, so beer is nice.

7 year old Grady - 'My Mom and Dad both like beer. My Mom gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn't think this is very funny.'

7 year old Toby - 'My Mom and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good thing.'

7 year old Lilly - ' My Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One time he danced right into the pool.'
7 year old Ethan - ' I don't like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbeque and they taste disgusting.'

7 year old Shirley - ' I give Dad's beer to the Dog and he goes to sleep.'

7 year old Jack - ' My Mom drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn't make any sense.'
Allyson On January 20, 2010

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, Michigan
#2New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:11:26
HiImDan On February 29, 2024




Cleveland, the boil on the but
#3New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:12:10
Kristy69 On September 14, 2014
Carly's Mommy





Underneath the Cyanide Sun....
#4New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:20:49
I don't really find some of these funny.
Probably because when I was 7 I was living with two alcoholic parents and there was nothing funny about it.
BLONDE On October 27, 2016
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Paddetteville, Ireland
#5New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:25:08
not exactly funny
BLONDE On October 27, 2016
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Paddetteville, Ireland
#6New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:27:51
@Kristy69 Said

I don't really find some of these funny.
Probably because when I was 7 I was living with two alcoholic parents and there was nothing funny about it.



awww my god you poor thing
I hope things are easier for you now

This is why I don't find these funny,

and, my father was never really home that much when I was young because he liked to have a drink with his friends
Kristy69 On September 14, 2014
Carly's Mommy





Underneath the Cyanide Sun....
#7New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:31:50
@BLONDE Said

awww my god you poor thing
I hope things are easier for you now

This is why I don't find these funny,

and, my father was never really home that much when I was young because he liked to have a drink with his friends


They are. My mom's 5 years sober. She's great.
Although my dad moved out and is still drunk everyday of his life.


But it's easier to deal with because he's not in my life all the time so it's not totally in my face.
BLONDE On October 27, 2016
My den.





Paddetteville, Ireland
#8New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:37:10
@Kristy69 Said

They are. My mom's 5 years sober. She's great.
Although my dad moved out and is still drunk everyday of his life.


But it's easier to deal with because he's not in my life all the time so it's not totally in my face.



aw ok I feel happy to know that it's better now because it must have been so hard before, I wouldn't exactly know
and It's really good to know that one parent is standing strong for you!
I'm sure through all of this you've become a stronger person yourself!

hugs for you hun!
Kristy69 On September 14, 2014
Carly's Mommy





Underneath the Cyanide Sun....
#9New Post! Aug 28, 2009 @ 15:51:20
@BLONDE Said

aw ok I feel happy to know that it's better now because it must have been so hard before, I wouldn't exactly know
and It's really good to know that one parent is standing strong for you!
I'm sure through all of this you've become a stronger person yourself!

hugs for you hun!


Hugs for you too!
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